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17. I Can't Leave Her Behind, Alone


16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** All Day



15. If I Ain't Number One In Your Heart , Then Number Two On You



14. When your Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me



13. How Can I Miss You , If You Won't Go Away?



12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well



11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better Every Day



10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win



9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, Let's Honeymoon Tonight



8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here



7. If I had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now



6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, I Sure Do Miss Him



5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger



4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure



2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer



1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up
With a Few

Being a fan of both kinds of music (country AND western), I know that many of those are real. Some that aren't titles are real lines within a song.

Not being a fan of either type of music, I thought these were funny! I hadn't considered that someone may have actually made money by recording one in a song!

two more lines or titles come to mind :
1. Jesus drop kicked me through the goal posts of life
2. How can you believe me when I say I love you when I've been lying all my life ?