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Book Report

Post by TERRY DUHN » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:38 pm

Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton One Student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for his report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, Their forbidden Love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: the story of Bill and Monica, Their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seaman.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.
Terry Duhn-Dingus
1970-1974 Gold Crew

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